Boating sucks

From wickedimproper, Boston, MA – I almost feel sorry for everyone on this boat, that is, with the exception of “the Captain”, who despite various warning signs (i.e. high speeds and extremely choppy waters, coupled with what I would consider to be a very gay hold on the throttle) couldn’t simply slow it the fuck down. If you watch the video closely, you can see him throttling up and down erratically, which goes against everything this blogging seaman was ever taught. “Martin, you have a nautical background?” Not really. I mean, I like clam chowder, but I just wanted you to say the word “seaman” in your head.

p.s. People that mount cameras that face the seats on their boat have got to be filming porn. It must be so hot to get your ganoozle slobbled all over by one or more chicks while you tan your berries and wave to people on shore. Not that I would know, because the only boat I’ve ever had is a Snark, which is like the Mexican equivalent of the Sunfish.