10 Things I've learned since I returned to my Hometown

Since I've been back in my hometown, I have been humbled, sadden, excited and manic. To give you an idea, here are some things I've experienced:

1. People actually drive the speed limit.
2. There is no rush hour.
3. If you buy or eat Godiva chocolates, you are considered rich.
4. JC Penny is like Nordstrom here.
5. Trucks are considered BMWs.
6. If you want everyone know you're in town, go to Wal-Mart.
7. Vegans are like an alien race.
8. BBQ is fast food, Steak houses are worshiped.
9. Country boys are so hot.
10. No one believes this is my real hair because no man wants long hair.