Going to the movies can be a horrific experience, especially dealing when you are surrounded by fools. People asked why do I go to the most expensive theater in LA.
My answer... To get away from these top 10 horrible moviegoers:
- The Question person - they always ask 'Why did she do that" or "Why did they go in there", like we know what's going to happen.
- The Texter - These folks really think they are so important to text during the movie. One time, I actually snatched the phone from someone's hands. After that, they knew I wasn't playing.
- The Roamer - They roam from theater to theater to see different pieces of the movies. It just looks silly and it's annoying.
- The Feet Propper - They always prop their dirty ass feet on the empty seat next to you. I hate them.
- Phone Checker - They always check their phone during the movie. I'm sorry, but unless you are a star or a doctor. Keep the phone off!
- The Giggler - They laugh at every gott-damned thing, even at the death scenes!
- The Talker- They talk to the screen as if they're at home alone.
- The Diners- Usually it's a family that brings in KFC or some fast food into the theater and pass out plates like it a TV dinner or something.
- The Kid-Bringer - These people think bringing kids to a R-rated films is appropriate.
- The Singer - They tend to sing every song in the film.
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