10 Reasons God brought tropical storm Isaac upon the Republican National Convention

Since the tropical storm could actually shut down the RNC convention, I thought it would be fun to make up a game about why this is happening.

So let's play, 10 Reasons God brought tropical storm Isaac upon the Republican National Convention

1. Sarah Palin is coming, even though she's not speaking.
2. Michele and Marcus Bachmann were not invited.
3. Rape is Rape.
4. Rick Santorum was HIS choice.
5. The food committee picked 5 Guys over Chick-Fil-A.
6. HE didn't create Mormonism.
7. Too many closeted gays in the GOP.
8. Donald Trump was invited.
9. Paul Ryan is Rosemary's Baby.
10. Arizona was not the picked to hold the convention.